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I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

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People are uncomfortable with sexuality that is not made for male consumption.


do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah


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You know what’s really, powerfully sexy? A sense of humor. A taste for adventure. A healthy glow. Hips to grab on to. Openness. Confidence. Humility. Appetite. Intuition. … Smart-ass comebacks. Presence. A quick wit. Dirty jokes told by an innocent-looking lady. … A storyteller. A genius. A doctor. A new mother. A woman who realizes how beautiful she is.


I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs

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how to have a flat stomach

  1. remove all of your organs

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