(Source: f-oreverland)
Make my worst nightmares, wet dreams.
“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
(Source: kawhoru)
made this up today! it pretty much defines me as a person but idk if any of you can relate but yeah xx
Sourdough Danish Pastries Tutorial Sets {You must click link for FULL tutorial/recipe}
IF YOU WANT TO BE A SUPER-FANCY ASSHOLE WITH YOUR BAKED GOODS
People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer
oh my fucking god
OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
HOLY FUCKI CAN’T BREATHE
“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”
